Violated Innocence

No longer so innocent, I was violated without my approval. I lay there asleep, but it was there too. Sleeping with me it entered all my crevices. Traversing all my grooves, my skin violated by it's filthy touch. I woke up to find it attacking. Like there was no nearer excuse, it tried to rape me. That spider was in for it. I got out the fast knockdown and I murdered that beastly demon. I was molestered by an eight legged monstrosity, and Lisa wasn't there to save me. I sucked it up and went full on assault. Approaching from afar, I sprayed that dirty devil minion and forced it's life from it's cold, dead, breathless carcass of germs and other carnivorous things that can't be reproached by any other thing.

Touch It With A Pear.