Sleeping Hurts

I dreamt I went ouside. Why? I don't know. But I did it. I left the house to venture in to the back yard. It wasn't mine, no it was a bigger one. But thats not the reason. Eventually I found a weak torch. Yes, it was weak and I was pissed off about it. So, there I was. In the cold, nearly dark, darkness of the night. I was compelled by some strange force to walk on the grass and so I did. I knew full well that spiders come out at night as others come out in the day. I only had socks on (my feet; I was fully clothed!) and I saw it. The essence of my nightmares. It was ginormous and it was filthy. It had legs and eyes and it was there, alive. How dare it, thats what I wanna know? How dare it take up residence in my brain. Anyways, it didn't move, but I wanted to spray anyways. But that meant leaving it there, giving it opportunity to escape into the darkness. What was I to do. Well i had no choice. Out of nowhere, somewhere beneath the Satanic Spider, was a hissing Scorpion. My light light up it's red flesh and it knew I was gawking. Freaking out I paniced and just stood there, hoping it would not see my blinding flesh. In the night, I still can be seen quite clearly, I am so white lol. But it ran. It ran at me and I was running. I got up on to the back veranda but no, my sister was on the ground. Slow as hell can be she wouldn't do anything and just cried for help. Miraculiously my socks turnd into my slip-on flip-flops (thongs for the normal people lol) and I squished it. Yes I feared it would plunge that tail spike and kiss my foot. But I said no and made it sure that i would squish it's entirity and nothing less. The end.

Moral: There is always something there to remind me that going outside is suicide lol