It Tasted So Foul

Lisa knew not of what they were. I thought it couldn't happen. But she pushed it forward through her unclenched teeth. Who is this woman? Does anyone recognise the trauma? I see the picture, but it's not all the same inside I say. She pushed these "Chicken" sticks into her mouth as chowed down on them. Admitting they were dirty and tasted unlike any chicken she'd ever tasted, I tasted it too. She told no lip-locked secrete lie. In fact they were so dirty, I almost puked, there, on the lawn of the uni right near a lonely professor Lisa has a crush on. Yes, she thinks he's in the hotting up for her n stuff. I think, just calm-it-down already. Anyways, I discovered the pure essence of those dirty sticks. There were no chicken. That monstrous midget-troll hybrid lady did squeeze so hard and long to extract her pimmple's pus and then deep fried it! She is beyong reproach. I was then able to push my germ-phobia aside and suck taste the on Lisa's coke for I truely needed to rid my buds of those untastey treats.