Holy Hell No!

I was whipped fowards and lashed back. There, in the matter of the seconds I had experienced my first real crash. No I wasn't the cause; don't give me those looks, I was the passenger thank you so very much for thinking my learner-ish-ness would be the sole cause. Still not happy, but anyway, Lisa was cruising along and I noticed that other car. Thinking they would stop, wouldn't they?? Well hell no, they just kept rolling, just kept rolling, just kept rolling, rolling rolling, thats what they did, they rolled, rolled rolled. And #@!CRASH!@# Lisa had a big bump in her frontal regions. of course the BullBar made sure that other car was bearly even scratched. Skanky old prune with it's BlingBling dangling. Simply reacting more than 2 seconds after I realised the whole truths "Oh, No! (sigh)" he said. Then had the nerve to say, "I didn't see you, were you there?" Of course we were you snailing old geezer! What kind of retarded snail would snail trail it's way across the road? Yeah, your supposed to use the accelerator to go faster, not drive at 5 Kmph! Snail! i think he was doing 8Kmph because we were unable to react in time. I did feel my heads fake wig part flomp forward and it was scary because I thought I was there with a now open head. (No I don't have a wig, I say the part top of the head that can move all wig like)