"Get Over Yourself" i Said

Ok, So I was there in class doing it right. But that thing I've dubbed MonkeyGirl was watching every move. bossing me around like I was incapable. At first I thought she was just bossy or had developed a hard scaley outer shell to repel others with, but no. It's just sexism. She's a sexist. That's right, you heard me, don't take offence when I haven't finished yet. So this other day, we were looking at stuff and out of the corner, came the remark, "So that's why men get bladder infection often?!" Not really wanting an answer because she undoubtably had to be correct, but the teacher looked at her and frizzled. What was that little monkey thinking; she's so superiour because she's a female. Not Happy! Thankfully, the teacher took her down. She ran at her like a daring bullet and slammed that unknowledgable chimp to the ground...with her next remark. "Well, it's actually easier for females to get a bladder infection because the urethra is so much shorter in females..." blah blah blah. Stunned in a shock of disbelief, she could not understand the horror. I just smiled with glee and went about my business. She is a dirty, selfish little chimp.