Criminally Labelled

They're coming to get me! Any day the door will bash down and fall to the floor. Yep, the door will hit the floor. It's outrageous isn't it!? Well it goes like this... I get youth allowance (cos I study and don't work so the Government give me money to study)...So I told them everything, or at least I told them what they needed to know and nothing further....But alas, they call on the telephone and speak about reviews. Damn I scream I never told them that...what, that thing neither **DaH Dah dAAAAAAh**** So now I'm gonna tell em about ING and the interest I've been earning from their payments and how extremely poor I still am because they pay real lousy. But still; knowing they all have sticks up their bums, they're gonna end, cut, cancel my payments.... That is, unless I can get to one of them and use my personal hypnotic persuasive ways of manipulation and go googley eyed and bash my eyelids LOL, not that last part, no..I sAiD NO! But I will manipulate and if all goes as planned, I will be here still for ages n ages. Yep, Don't fiddle with the transperancy of lies, They are thinner than air. But really I wasn't lying, no, because it's still their money and they never did ask how many accounts I have, no they ask if I have an account and I say yes, so really I don't lie like a beadle purple murkin in the wild. The end.

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